Maibaumwerfen

So... Geht direkt weiter mit Stöckchen werfen.
Wie ihr alle wisst, bin ich ja ´nen unheimlich witzigen Typ und möchte all Eure Lieblingswitze einsammeln. Hier erstmal meiner...:

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and
sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women, serving drinks to
a group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the
hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands!"
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"I want a cheeseburger."

...und damit die Kette nicht reisst werfe ich weiter an:

Gerd (hihi)